Did you all know TBP was married before and got divorced? Alert the masses! Holy shit!
I love how she acts like she was going to actually have to be a single mother 🤣. The needy bitch isn’t capable of being alone, ever!
Breaking news!
I’ve never heard anyone talk about being divorced more than her
She's divorced? Who knew?
I assume this is the photographer’s video? SNL is looking more like the REAL self here lol.
That’s crazy! I had no idea
Also, she doesn't seem to understand what POV means. lol
She’s complaining it’s only Tuesday like she goes off to a real job. The big kids are at school, she drops Lemon off after making her do some content then sits at home doing nothing and filtering herself into a different person the rest of the day. Doesn’t cook meals, doesn’t do chores, doesn’t have to do a real job. Tell me why you’re bothered it’s only Tuesday???
What is going on lately with her skin tone? Does she have a trump filter on? Is her spray tan expired? Did she get her new bronzer from Spirit of Halloween?
😂😂😂 I award you for best snark of the week. Tooooo funny!
Lmao 😂😂😂
Ozempic jaundiced her.
Lmao!
Come on now, bleaching fake bangs and filming videos showing them off is a lot of work. She has to unwind today from that.
Don’t you know? She’s been so desperately busy looking for a goose statue. That’s like, really exhausting ok?!? 🙄🙄🙄
It’s funny she can’t make coffee at home ever despite being there so much and I’m sure having fancy appliances for it. I live in Canada and Tim Hortons coffee is really not the tastiest fast coffee you can get (imo) but I guess she gets it for the “I’m Canadian!! ✌🏻✌🏻” schtick
She legit made Shane buy her a Nespresso for her bday and I bet she’s never even used it. It makes FARRRRRRR better coffee than the crap at Tim’s too (I do love Tim’s steeped tea though). Someone has said she has an unlimited Tim’s card or something??
her weekdays are my dream day off. Nice try Sarah.
The way she pronounced the word couture. She’s a fashion girlie, don’t ya know? 😆
Ka-chur 😂 I died 💀
Where's the snatched jawline and button nose 👀 and for someone who “doesn't get lip filler” there sure is a lot of migration under her nose
Notice how all the pictures showcase HER? It’s not about their anniversary at all, it’s about more pictures of Sarah. Shane staring lovingly at Sarah, shane holding up Sarah, Shane standing behind Sarah, Shane having to dip Sarah, all about Sarah.
🎯 just a total 🎯 and might I add she was orchestrating every shot so that it got her best angles. It’s once again about her insecurities and how she HAS to look her best, even to the point where she shuts out all the natural, spontaneous love a couple can show. Sorry but it all seemed too stilted and curated . And maybe if it hadn’t all been done for more follower content, she might have actually had a meaningful Anniversary shoot. She wants these photos to show them growing old together, yet she is constantly doing everything she can to morph into a 20 something , ( a life stage she kinda missed) through makeup, filters, aesthetic treatments, weird clothes, and making herself what she is not! All the while her husband is aging and eventually , it will show up . Time will tell how this one turns out.
Bingo! She's disgusting
Very astute observation!
LoL...the filter migration is awful
Of course, she got free appliances. How do people relate to her and follow her? I noticed she never does giveaways or anything for her followers either.
Makes me sick. Not that I’m in the market for appliances but there’s another place I will never be going to if the need for anything arises.
Doesn’t look like we’ll be missing out not shopping here
Coincidentally, I am! The freezer on my fridge crapped out. The cheapest I found that fits my needs and space is $1000 USD. I doubt she's going for the cheapest model. The nicer ones were upwards of $2300 USD and that's just whatever Costco offered. This company is looking to give her over 10k in appliances and for what?! She's not gonna necessarily influence anyone to go buy a new fridge just cause they liked hers. It makes no sense!
Goemans all up in her DM’s begging her to let them give her free appliance’s, f all the way off seriously!
Birds a liar once again. Acting like she films her videos in the camera app when we know damn well she films them somewhere else to filter. Her camera videos would not be as blurry as they are if she actually used that app.
If that's her story then why does the latest iPhone that's known for video quality, have such blurry, crappy videos for her......something doesn't add up...lol.
J’s story was way clearer, not a coincidence.
Same with the video in the car the glitch on her mouth I’m surprised she didn’t catch it
Super busy career day for birdie, driving 40 mins to go pick up her stupid goose. This woman never fails to get what she wants, it’s insane.
Girl, bye. Go to bed if sports hurt your feelings. Even when my team loses, it's fun AF. We trash talk and pretend we are analyists, lol. You have been a fan all of a year. Come at me when you have sat through 13 losing seasons. Tell my dad who's been waiting 39 years for a Super Bowl.
Uuuughh the Saints are probably the best team in the league right now, and they got the Eagles next. I will be at my local Saints bar cheering for them like I have for well over a decade. I can't wait lol
THIS! I’m there watching my (hockey) team win or lose. I love to trash talk and analyze! But she doesn’t know the sport to do these things. She just cries on Instagram wanting more sympathy over something she’s liked for half a season. She doesn’t know real sports fan pain.
The grown toddler.
It’s giving toddlers and tiaras
We shall rename it - Tools and Tiaras
Why the spread legs though....kinda whoreish
Can we talk about how awful these nails are?! (They are her favorite quickie brand) I can see the glue. They don’t fit properly. The designs are gross- they look like injuries! Wtf.
quickies are not good for the natural nail, cuticle and they look like garbage.
Little Miss doesn’t have lip filler. Must be fit glow making her lips so big 🙄
Also love the alarm on her face when J turns the camera to her
Id also like to add, this is her face...and it looks NOTHING like her filtered self. Thanks Gma
Yup the au natural squared jaw is still there live, kicking and in living colour on SOMEONE ELSE’S camera! Gotcha mama.
mean mommy face
That side gap on the corners of her mouth and the migration up to her nose is concerning. She must be filler blind. It looks awful
I took the exact same screenshot, haha. When she pans back a second time, she's making a stupid face sticking out her chin and sucking in her neck. She was ready 😂
She's so gross. Always thinking about her looks. I couldn't imagine living my life like that. A lying fake
Yes I noticed that too!!! I couldn’t imagine living like her and having to worry about having my face a certain way bc I’ve created such a lie.
There is no end to her stupidity.
Her stupid fake face makes me so mad lol. Thank god Shane is teaching Lemon because Sarah is a MORON and thinks it’s adorable to be this stupid.
The muffin top bulging under the tucked in shirt. Giiiirl. You need a bigger pant size. Just cuz you can squeeze into it, doesn't mean you should. That must be awful digging in all day. OoomphI don't know how to attach photos here but her jeans on are so damn tight (waaaay to small) you can see her muffin top in her tucked in shirt... Like why???
Sarah is honestly an idiot and will make herself look like an idiot for content.
When the excessive Botox infiltrates the brain
Yeah I grabbed a screenshot of that too. So stupid.
She absolutely must touch her boobs.
The fact they need another photoshoot. Why do they need a new anniversary shoot every single year? Why not make it special and save it for important anniversaries. She’s obsessed with having pictures of herself done. I bet Shane hates having to do this but he’ll never put his foot down that’s for sure. I bet this woman never hears the word “no”.
Once again she’s feeling so obsessed with the her she sees in her camera 🙄
Every time someone else is going to take her picture, she wears something loose. Never fails.
Absolutely.
What is going on here lol???
Literally what was the point of this picture? She just posted her outfit a slide before, we didn’t need another one. Is it a “look how small I look” photo?
100% body checking. Also, what a hideous outfit lol. Is it just me or does her jewelry always look cheap?
She didn't look small in her ignoring grandpa's party photo
I would really like to know what she really looks like now. Are the pics from the Shine event the real her?
She’s slimmer, I believe that. She wants to be and she wants people to notice and comment. Like her recent belt wearing…it’s a “but guys, my pants won’t stay up anymore”. I don’t care what size she is but she sure does - there is not one ounce of body positivity in that woman.
The “outfit repeater” up and at it. What’s the 1st stop? Mall, Simply Wonderful? Also is that a bloody bottle of Olive Oil in the bathroom? Typical unnatural tapered toilet paper roll.
“Don’t even start with the faucet…” Wtf?! She needs to grow up! It’s not funny or clever, just stupid and juvenile. Not surprised that she brought the faucet up again after she placed herself carefully so the photo would look just right. She’s such a jerk!
No one's bringing up the faucet lol
Then 3 hours later she has to post “sorry for the delay!!! Here’s the outfit deets” like everyone is waiting with bated breath for camo pants and a black shirt 🙄
This is not her true body. It’s deceptive and harmful for her to filter / pose / lighting / whatever she wants to call it and call herself authentic.
But also, the shadow that's cast from the TP 😂 Does she have flood lights in her bathroom? For a shadow that large, it would be a TP roll for the Jolly Green Giant. She's such a doofus
Question for anyone who browses Lemmy on chrome, is it not working there anymore? The page doesn’t load properly and I can’t click on anything! It’s been like this for a few days
Currently on Chrome and it works fine for me.
I’m using chrome no problem 🤷♀️
