Dr. Dick Chopp, Urologist

Fun fact: In some languages including Czech, we use "ne" as equivalent of the Latin prefix "non-". Therefore, all doctors are either "urologové" or "neurologové".

he should decorate his office with pickled wiener jars

He has an uncanny resemblance to Mitch McConnell. Mitch would bite it off with his beak like mouth.

No thanks.

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