Somehow, a stoner backpacker ends up in a private jet with the Pope and Elon Musk... - Medium length

Unfortunately, Elon decided to save a few bucks and skip the pre-flight safety check. And so, midway through their flight, the engines fall off. The pilot runs to the cabin and yells that Elon also neglected to pay for a pilot parachute! The pilot then grabs one of the passenger parachutes and jumps out.

The three passengers start to look at each other and at the small pile of the two remaining parachutes when Elon Musk jumps up, screams "I'm the world's smartest man! The world needs Elon!" He then grabs a parachute from the pile and jumps.

The Pope takes a long look at the stoner backpacker. "My son, I have lived a long and fruitful life. You are just starting your life's journey. Take the parachute and live well." The stoner backpacker looks at him and says "No need man, the smartest man in the world jumped out with my backpack."