I think we could capture the entire college base by just making Keep America Great - KEG hats. Start a tik tok trend of people doing keg stands or whatever while talking about how the progressive rights we’ve accomplished are pretty cool, and we should keep moving in that direction
Friend goes to refill drink, other friend is on phone responding to wife, and other friend is in bathroom. Browse lemmy, fastest dopamine hit, get funny idea, write it out while someone sets up the next round of Mario golf. Only realize later that the idea is shit