See, people keep saying to "eat the rich." I say "beat the rich." Not only is it more satisfying, you can do it repeatedly. You can only eat them once.
Trebuchets are easily constructed from readily available materials. They require no permits to own or operate, and are capable of flinging the fattest of fat cats well over 100 yards.
The post above this one in All for me is the one about a guy inviting women back to his place for delicious stew. Now I want to know what the secret ingredient is.