Biden Cancels Campaign Citing Low Ticket Sales
President Joe Biden announced he would be scrapping his plans for a reelection campaign citing low ticket sales due to his waning popularity with almost everyone in the United States.
Ooof, the whole world of campaign and Joe Biden jokes and that's what they went with? Wow.
Yeah, this was a meh joke. An article with just this would be funnier:
We're Joe Back! ---