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Yeah but tall people have the problem hitting their head off of stuff that's just not a problem for most people so honestly I'd take being short if I could
Ooh and air travel sucks as a tall person.
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- Bumps head on the stupidest things
- Whines about air travel
- Can’t handle an unfinished basement
- Has to buy special clothes
- Cries when they have to pick something off the ground
- “Do you play basketball?”
- Blocks people’s view.
Chad shortie:
- Can wear top hat anywhere they want.
- Walks under any obstacle with ease.
- Knows how to hem trousers.
- Can see into the fridge without crouching.
- Lovingly compared to the heroes of the shire.
- Low center of gravity.
- Can be taller by standing on literally anything.
- sneaky as heck
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