Goblin moment hahaha. It was rocks when I was a kid, these days it's glass bottles. "I can't believe someone would just leave a perfectly good kombucha bottle!" put it in bag with the IPA bottle from yesterday
Wait what? I know exactly zero men who walk around with a satchel. Only time I use a backpack is when I’m going to work or going to the airport or something. Otherwise it’s a wallet all the way. All my other guy friends are the same.
Pro move is just to never dig and just bring the whole purse
If the goal is to not get up, mission accomplished. I ain't got all day to enter a dimensional portal to a 4 acre junkyard that is inside of that purse just to find something that makes up 2% of the volume