I don't know what TikiLand is but it's pretty fucked up when companies are like "click here if you want us to stop selling your personal information, but only if you live where we're legally required to give you the option. Otherwise we're going to keep selling it so fuck you."
One upside of being in a flyover state is I'm in the middle of the country, so DL is as easy a flight as WDW, and NOLA. Contra, everything is a flight.
And I'm always up for a reason to visit Strongwater in Anaheim!