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Sauron now knows everything about second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper.
I love that idea of a divine being of primordial evil downloading all that bullshit and thinking "MAKE IT STOP".
"Still, it's better than what I got from Gollum!" shudders
Especially true since you just know that at some point Gollum must have fucked a fish.
He likes them raw and wiggly.
Sauron might have shown up at Morannon personally to faceroll everyone into oblivion before Gollum had time to fall into Mt. Doom, but he was too busy having second breakfast to attend.
"Second breakfast! These hobbits are onto something!" nom nom nom
What about midnight snacks?
Late, late in the night, the hobbits gnawed on midnight snacks. Even Sauron knows them not.