I tried touching grass, but I don't think it worked out well for the grass

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Did you get the grass' consent before you touched it?
- I molested grass.
  
  Grass hates moles.
- Henry Crabgrass says to always ask for consent!
First out-loud laugh of the day, even if it was pretty minor. Thanks!
- This is the second comment I've seen you make that are just like this. You a bot or something?
  
  I think he may have just woken up in a good mood today. Took a peek at his profile and it looks like a person
  
  No, I just credit the first out-loud laugh or boisterous laugh of the day on a pretty regular basis. I've been on Lemmy half my morning without it happening so far.
It's greener because it's covered in shit.
Someone should drill that into the minds of the military

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