Dear vex... tarot, oracle and lego cards readings

• Experience: I have 5 decks of cards.
• Accuracy: your guess same as mine ( after you pay)
• Price: very expensive

So, I told my pal that I would need colorful cards for something, because I want to do for a change some fun stuff around here. We have to cover all ends. Even one with voices, ghosts and tentacles.

Naturally my pal brought NinjaGo, Gormiti, Chima and Yu-Gi-Oh!, and he told me YuGi stays in a book. So that's one deck I have.

Another deck I found in a trash when our residential witch died. Cards are greasy and disgusting because she obviously scratch her crotch with them. No worries I disinfected it with holy water ( whiskey of course). Cards work fine, but they don't move or dance, and there was no spirits in a box. It was empty. My luck. I expected at least a small bottle of rum.

So that's two decks.

How did I come to this idea? Well, some time ago my friends bought me this giant crystal ball joking how we are all wizards, and they also bought me these wonderful cards which I though to be collectibles. A crystal ball rolled off a table and shattered, because I removed it from a stand which was great for my other prized possessions. And it was filled with glitter. But cards are so beautiful I could framed them and I have three decks - Spirits, Enchanted and Wisdom.

Anyways here is my price for an each reading. You pay upfront when you ask a question.

• Lego cards - 3 emoji hearts, one has to be cracked or flying.
• Tarot cards - pumpkin, zebra or a bat
• Spirits - checkmark and a devil
• Enchanted - cats, hands or a skull
• Wisdom - any sort of a bird

Create new topic in this community or ask under this post. Private reading when Alice or Splinter invent Messages, or you can pay them to bribe me.