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Looks like I found my spirit animal.
5 0 ReplyOn one hand, giant penis. On the other hand, never gets to have penetrative sex. Quite the spirit animal.
10 0 ReplyThe human sphincter can stretch to 7 inches in diameter. A raccoon can squeeze into 4 inches. You do the math and draw your own conclusions.
13 0 ReplyThis is not where I expected the night to go...
12 0 ReplyLook, if a raccoon can get down my esophagus to the sphincter, he's welcome to the acid bath.
4 0 ReplyThat's not how he's getting in.
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With other bats* 👀
4 0 ReplyTouché
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