God's Lube

Somewhere, over the gas station.

By the way, I really don't like the name LUBE IT USA anyway.

First of all, lube what, exactly? That's kind of personal, isn't it?

Or does it mean lube everything? That'd be terrible! Nothing would get done, everything and everyone would just be sliding all over the place and falling down and slipping everywhere.

Also, it's very demanding, LUBE IT, USA! RIGHT NOW! AND THAT'S AN ORDER! I don't like being told what to do by my lube.