AEW REVOLUTION Discussion Thread 03/03/24
AEW REVOLUTION Discussion Thread 03/03/24
Tonight, AEW presents Revolution! LIVE from the Greeensboro Coliseum Complex in Greensboro, NC! The card includes:
ZERO HOUR | 6:30pm ET / 3:30pm PT | FREE ON YOUTUBE |
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Kris Statlander & Willow Nightingale vs. Julia Hart & Skye Blue
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Bang Bang Scissor Gang vs. Jeff Jarrett, Satnam Singh, Jay Lethal, Willie Mack, & Private Party
AEW REVOLUTION | 8pm ET / 5pm PT | BLEACHER REPORT, PPV, FITE TV
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International Championship: © Orange Cassidy vs. Roderick Strong
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AEW World Championship: © Samoa Joe vs. Hangman Vs. Swerve
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AEW Women's Championship: © Toni Storm vs. Deonna Purrazzo
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AEW Tag Team Championship: © Sting & Darby vs. The EVP’s Matthew and Nicholas Jackson
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TNT Championship: © Christian Cage vs. Daniel Garcia
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Will Ospreay vs. Konosuke Takeshita
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Continental Crown Match: © Eddie Kingston vs. Bryan Danielson
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All-Star 8 Man Scramble: Hook vs. Jericho vs. Wardlow vs. Lance Archer vs. Will Hobbs vs. Brian Cage vs. Magnus vs. Dante Martin
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FTR vs. Jon Moxley & Claudio Castagnoli
Revolution starts at 8pm EST | 5pm PST | 7pm CST | 1am BST
AEW PPV’s can be found on: Traditional PPV, Bleacher Report in the US & Canada, and FITETV internationally.
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Posting this early in hopes it'll pop up for everyone in time.
Also, if you're reading this, please upvote/boost the thread. It looks like this'll be our last PPV thread on Kbin so let's push this shit to the top!
7 0 ReplyLFG! Gonna be a good event!
6 0 ReplyI'm not going to cry! I'm just covered in cut onions!
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It still hasn't shown up on feddit.de, but it isn't as bad as it sounds, since I usually watch US PPV on delay and the federation issues are really good to avoid spoilers :)
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For the record, I was certain Darby had basically died.
7 0 ReplyThere's still time!
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eddie's not mad; just disappointed.
6 0 Replymatthew and nicholas showing triple h how it should be done
6 0 ReplyAnyone else not recognize PAC at first?
6 0 Replyme! i looked up and wasn't sure who it was i'm so glad he's back though!
4 0 ReplyI sure as hell didn't
4 0 ReplyGenuinely took me a second to place him. I thought he might have been a UFC fighter at first.
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When they say Magnus my mind immediately goes to Nick Aldis' name in TNA.
6 0 ReplyI thought the same thing.
5 0 ReplySame lol
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I wish they had Schiavone give the classic... sorry folks we are out of time!
Unfortunately their hands were tied by PPV providers only allowing a specific chunk of broadcast time.
6 0 Replyi'm very intrigued by the whole fact that max castor is on edge with the rest of the bbg but bowens is having the time of his life :3
6 0 ReplyWell the fact that he flubbed the rap again is making me triple down on my 'the first one was a work' idea lol
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Darby said we're both retiring today
6 0 ReplyThe strategy of trying to get the opponent counted out is the same as I would do when playing the hardest mode in old WWE games. Lol
6 0 Replydarby how are you standing
6 0 ReplyI think he might be a masochist
6 0 ReplyI think he might be a zombie
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adam cole is a jerk as aew adam cole but i also want to watch him play rebirth so bad because him playing final fantasy is so wholesome :D
6 0 ReplyYou've mentioned his stream so often that it's made me want to check it out haha
4 0 Replyhe has his ff16 playthrough on youtube (i don't watch too many live ones just because i play ff games slowly) his community is so chill.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJi0Y-P5cW-hJIQDN9pV9LjN00qpbb6Rb5 0 Reply
LOL THAT WCW ENDING
6 0 Replyi want lance and the righteous to be as big as the house of black because nobody is a bigger righteous stan than me <3
6 0 ReplyThey're great. And their theme might be one of my favourites right now.
6 0 ReplyDidn't think much of em at first but they won me over on ROH.
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i think nicholas and matthew want to be chased out of the state
6 0 Replydarby no it's stings retirement
6 0 ReplyOddly enough, that seems like Sting's retirement and possibly Kbin/sc's retirement.
6 0 ReplyAs long as the lights are on I'll lurk the empty halls of kb... Error 50x..
5 0 ReplyIt's only fitting that I tried to upvote this comment and got an error message instead haha
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That much fucked
It was definitely a scramble
5 0 ReplyScramble and a half!
5 0 ReplyI was disappointed that we didn't get the meat match but I was not disappointed with that match.
5 0 ReplySame, that fucked. Plus we'll still get meat madness eventually!
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Mariah definitely had me fooled lol.
5 0 Reply@TellumSiege you and me both
5 0 Replymariah with gold = gold
5 0 ReplyGot me too!
4 0 ReplyThere's at least 4 of us! lol
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Schiavone: "He's trying to beat him off!"
Lmao.
5 0 ReplyDon't show that poor man ugly crying lol
5 0 ReplyNigel and Stokley's back and forth has been awesome. Just give them their own show.
5 0 ReplyI don't smoke but I think I need a cigarette
5 0 ReplyMe too lol
5 0 ReplyFucking a.
Edit: aw and he got his handshake!
4 0 ReplyThat was wild. Eddie's on such a roll right now.
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I've never been crazy about the idea of women's tag belts in AEW...but this match is changing my mind.
5 0 Replyi like it only if it adds to my idea of having house of black hold all of the gold. <3
5 0 ReplyUnless you are retiring some set of belts, please no more, they have more than enough belts and so little time. I will relent if they turn Rampage into a women's show and don't just rely on one segment a show.
5 0 ReplyDying to see the 2xtrios belts merged.
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kris, willow, skye and julia are all great but can we talk about how good julia has gotten now her and skye just need a house of black themed team name <3
the aew women's division is the best in the us right now
5 0 Replyjulia always impresses me and I need an official House of Black induction for her.
Edit: Also it still shocks me how (with that 1 exception a month or two ago) she can do that short-ass moonsault. I expect her to fuck it up each and every damned time.
4 0 ReplyJulia's improvement, especially after joining the House of Black, has been great! Glad she's back from being banged up!
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Daddy Magic is unhinged trying to strike a mother
5 0 ReplyWhy was his chest yellow?
6 0 ReplyCowardice
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How very dare they cut off Sting.
5 0 Replyevil hangman makes me happy
5 0 ReplyIt's great. Completely different from anything he's done in AEW.
5 0 ReplyAttacking refs is cowboy shit!
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elevator vp
5 0 ReplyUnbelievable.
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seeing david crockett and greensboro made me tear up a little :')
and tony next to him. ugh i love how much tony respects tradition and the nwa.
5 0 ReplyAEW's best get in the company's history was Schiavone and I will not take any questions about that.
3 0 ReplyI wonder how many more legends we'll see tonight? I know of one but I won't say it in case it spoils anyone...
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who has two thumbs and misses kenny omega? this girl
5 0 ReplySame. Diverticulitis is a bitch but hopefully we can see him back soon.
4 0 ReplyMe too :(
Hope he's doing okay
4 0 Replyhe just hosted the rebirth launch event and looked and sounded great! :)
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I'm assuming they'll vacate the titles and have a tag team tournament
5 0 Reply😂😂😂Roddy is such a dork, I love it
5 0 ReplyThat entrance was dorky as hell lol
5 0 ReplyWhat the fuck is he wearing....did Roddy find an open Spirit Halloween and decide he needed $11.25+tax worth of entrance gear today?! rofl
Good match tho!
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This post wasn't showing for me on Lemmy.
Anyways: anyone else here Nigel's reference to what mamma Wayne calls Christian? .. Daddy
5 0 ReplyWhatever Tony's paying Nigel isn't enough. I hope he's on commentary all night.
4 0 Replyexcept for the main event i want tony and jim ross :)
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What a match. It reminded me that Takeshita needs to wrestle more. Damn.
5 0 Reply20/10 no more comments
4 0 ReplyDamn right. Wasn't sure he'd work out when he had debut'd but I'm glad to be wrong.
4 0 ReplyI truly thought he might take it a few times
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From Nigel's crush to the bane of Nigel's existence.
5 0 Replyi just watched the magnum ta dark side of the ring and it really is uncanny how much adam page looks like him
5 0 Replyshit you aren't wrong.
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road warriors mox and claudio make me want a skywalkers match with them and ftr
5 0 ReplyI hope they keep doing the shoulder pads
5 0 ReplyAt least when teaming for a big event. One for each of em, customize em like how Claudio had a weathered swiss logo on his, I'm down 100%.
Edit: And there's FTR time to go grab more pulled pork.
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Aw man, I wanted the Sting speech too.
5 0 ReplySurprised they cut it off.
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Love the commentary usage on PPVs, the third man just puts over certain things better
5 0 ReplyTrue. I was just thinking that I wish they'd use Mox on commentary again. He killed it on that one PPV.
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So many dick punches in AEW lately and now here's DG using his as a weapon.
5 0 Replywellll it didn't show up on my instance so i'll sign in here and post :)
jay white is definitely going to turn on his kids :^5 0 ReplyIt's not showing up on my usual instances either.
5 0 Replyyeah :( i started a collision thread on mine but then i saw another one this morning when i woke up that was created a little while after so i didn't get to be in the live thread :^
5 0 ReplyThis whole thing is a mess right now.
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Oh for sure! But I'd be surprised if it happens tonight.
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it's a matter of when not if that will turns on don :)
5 0 ReplyMaybe tonight?
4 0 ReplyYou really think a Don Callis Family sparring match could go tits up
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dante vs samoa joe would be fire ngl but wardlow vs joe is gonna be fantastic too
5 0 ReplyDid they fuck up the glass?
Darbys back looks gnarly
5 0 ReplyMox didn't bleed. What the hell is happening?!?
5 0 ReplyApparently he hasn't bled since November 😳
5 0 ReplyIt's the end times
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Jokes aside, I'm hoping this is a sign that he got the message of 'less is more' from someone. Love seeing blood in my wrestling but if you as a professional wrestler are bleeding every match..like come on lol. A 7 min regular match shouldn't end up with you looking like a death match competitor.
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I think it's called average meat Taz not mini
4 0 ReplyIt's just cold in here I promise!
4 0 ReplyMini Meat is Dr. Meat's miniature sidekick.
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Hangman more like Unhinged man
4 0 ReplyHe whupped that ref rofl
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Oh
My
God
4 0 ReplyHas absolutely lost it lol
4 0 ReplyDamn, Hangman's actually getting booed
4 0 ReplyHe's gotten booed off and on. It feels wrong
4 0 ReplyIt really does.
4 0 ReplyTrue. It just felt like a full-on boo tonight. Just goes to show you how over Swerve is right now.
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Just saying Hangman has friends in high places so maybe a verbal reprimand over a fine
4 0 ReplyA Starbucks gift card
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My tits are jacked
4 0 ReplyOscutter into Blue Fucking Thunder!
4 0 ReplyThat was fucking awesome
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That blue thunder bomb counter was insane
4 0 ReplyThis whole match is insane
4 0 Reply100% agreed. Awesome match.
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The ol' eye poke!
4 0 ReplyI don't know if I should cheer or not! I don't know who I wanted to win!
4 0 Replyrenee's macho man cosplay tonight :')
4 0 ReplyI was trying to think about what her jacket reminded me of and that's exactly it lol
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Fuck this montage ahead of Stings entrance is making me tear up.
Edit: oh god the music 😥
4 0 ReplyNo Daddy Magic on commentary, I wonder if him and that psychopathic lunatic Adam Copeland are conspiring against Christian Cage
4 0 Replyhopefully he's by angelo's side since saturday :(
5 0 ReplyPretty sure he abandoned him and puts all his care into Danny
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😂😂😂 Sure let's just gloss over why Hangman hates Swerve
4 0 ReplyA simple misunderstanding
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Wonder how long until Will no longer feels indebted to Don
4 0 ReplyIdk, I didn't see FTR losing
They've also now bled with the BCC
4 0 ReplySame. I thought FTR was taking that.
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as much as i love the crow theme i really want to hear gary michael cappetta say "this is sting" to his surfer theme one last time :)
4 0 ReplySo Hangman is gonna keep edging Swerve, feels like an appropriate receipt for what's happened between them
4 0 ReplyIt's just fantastic! He's willing to sabotage himself to screw over Swerve
4 0 ReplyYeah their feud is nowhere near over.
3 0 ReplyWe thought drinking blood was the line that was crossed. We gonna learn Hangman and Swerve paint new damn lines.
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Excalibur is the fucking best.
4 0 ReplyOnly on days ending in Y
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Oh yeah Swerve vs Ospreay is gonna fuck
4 0 ReplyInject it into my eyeballs!
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Pretty wild that Sting has been with Darby this entire run.
4 0 Replyeven wilder that darby didn't turn on him
5 0 Replysting deserved at least the 1 partner who wasn't a complete dick.
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I knew this was a tornado tag but I didn't realize it was no DQ too
4 0 Reply😂😂😂A father to us all but Mama Wayne's Daddy
4 0 ReplyI was expecting Deonna to lose, but I really hope Tony has a plan for her after this.
4 0 ReplyThere is no cohesive women's world title scene, so random tags I guess
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gotta love how you have a match where all four in it want to put the others over so they just go out and have a match where the fans win
4 0 Replythis is the way
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If biting people is "classic Jon Moxley" than maybe someone should talk to Jon Moxley.
4 0 ReplyJon Moxley did not agree with your assessment. He was also hungry.
4 0 ReplyThen someone needs to get that man a Snickers.
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He needs to be fed more often
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Aw damn, as if they cut off Sting's promo.
4 0 ReplyThey'll put it up on the YouTube
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Of course thugs like Sting and Darby would gang up on the EVPs
4 0 ReplyPlease don't have Sting lose. I want him to go out on a high.
4 0 ReplyThat's gimmick infringement!
4 0 ReplyI just realized what Roddy meant by watch your back Orange
4 0 ReplyI'm guessing Wardlow wins this? Unless he and Jericho are going to do a program together...
4 0 ReplyPlease no Jericho
4 0 ReplyThankfully it's a no go!
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Oh shit, OC lost and Kyle's back!
4 0 ReplyThis PPV is all gas no brakes rn
4 0 ReplyTell me about it. I need a damn pee break already!
4 0 ReplyAs always it seems lol
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Fuck I don't even care if this leads to Fish coming back too, if they end up pulling Roddy and Adam away from the Kingdom I'll be so happy.
3 0 ReplyYes please!
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Don Callis just makes me feel scummy
4 0 ReplyComes on screen and ya wanna take a bath.
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Nice to see KOR back. I wonder how long it'll be until he has a match, though.
4 0 ReplyHe looks a bit rough but hopefully nothing serious
4 0 ReplyYeah I hate to say it but it looked like he hadn't slept in weeks.
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Bruh has Darby moved at all
4 0 ReplyDARBY, BRUH
4 0 ReplySo is the ref gonna tell Orange to watch Roddys neck? Wth man
4 0 Reply"Shades of Kenny Omega but Takeshita does it better!"
lol fucking Callis.
4 0 ReplyHe manages to make me feel a little repulsed with everything he says
4 0 ReplyFor sure. He's so damn greasy.
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The EVP's with the Codyvator. Incredible.
3 0 Replybahah
4 0 ReplyI think it's called an EVPvator bruv
3 0 Replylol now it is! I hope this isn't a one off and they use it every time.
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Is there a plan in case kbin.social continues to do nothing?
My kbin.earth account can see everything but what's on kbin.social
3 0 Reply(For next time of course given Revolution is over lol): No matter what at this point we're gonna keep a backup community around for these kind of situations, since federation can't really be predicted.
Until we 'deprecate' this magazine (be it tomorrow or March 18th), lemmy.zip will stay open for posting as our backup so no matter what we got a place.
Assuming Fedia were to fully work out (doing tests) and become our new 'home', lemmy.zip will stay the backup (but probably with posting restricted to avoid spam until it's needed, if it's needed).
Should lemmy.zip become our new home but Fedia still works out, I'll make Fedia our backup community instead so we're still covered (even if it probably won't be needed). If Fedia doesn't work out I'll figure out a different backup community regardless lol.
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Christian like a good father going first knowing kids most likely have a curfew tonight
3 0 ReplyGreat point. And did Nigel just call him the DILF of the year? 😂
3 0 Replyand a daddy too cementing just why nigel is iconic
5 0 Reply😳 He gets a little excited when he's around Christian Cage
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Yeah, this might be an emotional night...
3 0 ReplyI got pizza and tissues! I'm gonna make it through!
3 0 ReplyI got pulled pork and popped an edible, I'll be a blubbering, well fed but calm mess soon.
4 0 ReplyWhere's the beer?!
And I'm having pizza too lol.
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Let's go DG.
3 0 ReplyDG showing up with the Stinger drip love it.
(I used that right? I'm 40..)
4 0 ReplyI believe the kids are using rizz these days
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I don't think I've seen a CMLL person win a match on Dynamite.
500 bucks says Magnus doesn't win this.
3 0 ReplyHangman and Swerves hatred for each other is gonna cost them
3 0 Reply100%
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