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He cute. Would download his distro.
Seconded.
I'd install it even if it's LFS
He is definitely talking to them about how he got gentoo to run.
I assumed he ran Arch.
He's clearly a Slackware wizard whose fortress of solitude has been breached.
Starts rumbling about some random "8]856 recall" error when he types "hsh/hshjs/$&#-#/udr" into command line after installing Kernel version 3007.287515.ahhde.27 and rebooting into recovery mode
A penguin that doesn't stop talking about using Linux in obfuscated ways? Kinda sounds like an SCP.