💕💕What if we were neighbors??💕💕 [f] [oc]
💕💕What if we were neighbors??💕💕 [f] [oc]
cross-posted from: https://lemmynsfw.com/post/198063
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Porn fantasy version: I'd be banging you every night
Actual version: I'd think wow, she's cute, I bet guys hassle her all the time, I'll just wave hello if we run into each other outside
My wife and I would say hi when you moved in. We'd exchange small talk and eventually the conversation would hit a lull and you'd excuse yourself to go - you know, move in. I'd bring over cookies to greet you to the neighborhood. You'd offer an awkward smile, eat one, and throw the rest away later.
We'd exchange head nods or waves whenever one of us drives by. Occasionally, exchanging a "hey, nice weather huh?" when one if us passes by on a walk with the dog or just around the neighborhood.
The most interaction we'd have is when a tree branch falls on the fence during a winter storm. I'd pick up a few repair quotes, and come over with an offer to share the cost. Depending on your personality and personal financial situation, you'd either agree to pay part or start arguing that i should pay it all because the tree was on my property - and eventually I'd give up and pay for a bad neighbor fence.
If the former, we'd continue to have a friendly - if distant neighborly relationship. If the latter, we'd probably never interact again.
Haha I love this response 😅😅😅 the tree part ha
This is how it normally is. Maybe if you become friends with your neighbor, you get into a hot tub, but that's it.
If we were neighbors, I would be trying my best to make small talk, and think of something interesting to talk about with you when we see each other, while trying not to stare too much, but probably failing at times.
At least you could make small talk. I probably could barely make eye contact let alone open my mouth, then I’d say something embarrassingly stupid.
I'd be trying hard to not get caught staring for too long and crossing my fingers you would be down at the pool every time I go.
Omg good idea. I should get a kiddy pool for the summer 😅
Pics or it didn't happen
Lol he is so cute
If you took naked pictures in front of the windows or I found your online profile and recognized you - who knows? If you liked me too, we could be having a lot of fun together. ♥️😉 I would love having such sexy neighbor.
Hehe ooh that would be interesting 😛
I'd probably do something embarrassing and be shy and too embarrassed to talk to you😖
Haha I’m nice 😊
then you'd be the girl nextdoor
Technically, yes 😛💗
I'd be asking for so many cups of sugar
Hehe I have a lot of sugar to share 😛
We would never see each other or interact with each other?
Maybe if there was an emergency 😛
OK maybe then we would see each other... and then never interact.
I would let you borrow a cup of sugar