that explains the yeast infection
97 0 ReplyAnd, worse, the crumbs in the bed.
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If this was the winner, can you imagine how bad the others were?
52 2 ReplyNah mate nothing can compete with this.
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Who’s bready for a divorce?
“Uh oh, now my family is toast!”
30 0 ReplyChrist, what an asshole.
22 1 ReplyWoke up this morning and it seemed to me,
That every night turns out to be
A little more like Bukowski.
And yeah, I know he's a pretty good read.
But God who'd want to be?
God who'd want to be such an asshole?
God who'd want to be?
God who'd want to be such an asshole?
16 0 ReplyI think I fucked up the last line
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"I'm sorry, Monsieur Toast, the job posting was for an experienced host."
14 0 ReplyThis is my favorite thing of today.
13 2 ReplyI don't get it :(
12 2 ReplyAh yes, your table is bready for you, sir.
7 0 ReplyMakin his wife challah in bed
7 0 Replygoing for a roll in the hay
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I'm sorry, sir. This is the Toast Masters Club. The Bread Buddies meeting is across the street.
6 0 ReplyI regret to inform you, sir, that the wedding is off. On her way to the wedding, your bride fell victim to a murder. A murder of crows, to be precise.
6 2 ReplyName on the reservation?
3 0 Reply