I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA
I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA
53 0 ReplyI thought this was the name of an isekai for a second
44 1 ReplyI think it could work.
22 0 ReplyThat would be fire ngl
8 0 Reply"And now i wander in dungeons with what i have learned" instead of AMA and we are done
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Oops, I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent
27 0 ReplyDo you shave your pubs so it looks like Hitler’s stache?
20 0 ReplyYou must have seen my OnlyFans
9 0 ReplyThen Hitler shaved his mustache and used OP's pubes as a replacement, like one of those photo cutouts at Disneyland. And then they'd laaaugh. Oh, how they laughed.
5 0 ReplyNo he shaved the opposite pattern so that when hitler deep throats him I completes his pubes.
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Did he still do all that meth?
18 0 ReplyI got him to stop but he probably relapsed after I was kidnapped.
12 0 ReplyIt wasn't illegal back then
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Who kidnapped you from the past?
13 0 ReplyThe government.
13 0 ReplyWhich government? The reptile ones?
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Sometimes micro-dosing is just straight up trippin' balls.
10 0 ReplyI tried my best to save the world but I was kidnapped through time.
9 0 Replyhate it when it happens
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Did you fly to Germany and travel back in time there or did you travel back in time in US and travel to Germany in 1930?
8 0 ReplyI traveled half way to Germany, then traveled to 1930, then traveled the rest of the way to Germany.
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you can say he was bottom, everyone knows
7 0 ReplyAny threesomes with Eva Braun?
6 0 ReplyOh yeah. And the dog too.
5 0 Replythat must've been pawsome
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Why does this sound like a Japanese light novel title.
5 0 ReplyBecause it is
4 0 Reply
Why did you call your son Spez? Did Adolf recommend this name?
7 2 ReplyI named my son Spez so that when I abuse him I know that a Spez is suffering.
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Does he like to cuddle after?
5 0 ReplyYes. He resists at first but then I squeeze him tight and he submits and starts to pur.
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I thought you were referencing the amazingness that is: Jesus and Hitler: A Romance by Angkras
4 0 ReplyThat's a beautiful love story.
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How's he in bed? Is he a top or a bottom
3 0 ReplyHe thought he was a top but I showed him that he was a bottom.
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But what about the Japanese
2 0 ReplyThe Japanese are just Germans in a different time zone.
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