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Pee in bed. Great success
12 1 ReplyDon't even think about it
3 0 ReplyHead empty, bladder also empty
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can't get out of bed because too scared of the ominous creature in the hallway
9 0 ReplyThe dog probably needs to pee, too.
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Literally my life with [email protected]. Not necessarily with the waking up part.
4 0 ReplyWhy is the bed getting warm?
4 0 ReplyBody: Ok I'm almost done with filtering out all the salt from that trout you just ate.
Me: We're outta water tho.
Body: The fuck you mean we're out? Then get more dumbass. Go pee while you're at it. And don't eat salty stuff before bedtime.
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