ADHD memes @lemmy.dbzer0.com YoorWeb @lemmy.world 6mo ago

Sorry I'm late

I was zoomed in on Google Maps following a really long river from source to mouth.

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It’s shocks me, daily, that people are out there being bored. Like, do you not get distracted by the encyclopedia for hours?

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I love looking around on google maps/earth. Especially now that the satellite quality is so good, you can zoom in pretty close.

Falling down Wikipedia rabbit holes is another good way to accidentally waste a few hours
- Did you know that most of the US-Mexico border is one long river? Do no try to follow it trying to locate where the border deviates from the river...
I do this, but it's exploring railroad lines instead. I like to see what equipment the crossing signals have (you can sometimes run into some cool vintage or rare stuff) and sometimes the SV car catches a train passing.
- I did this once when a construction crew killed our MPLS connection. I had a picture of the crew repairing the line next to a railroad crossing, and a general direction from a major city to go off of.
  
  Took a few hours, but I managed to find it.
- You like trains? You may enjoy this channel: https://youtu.be/3IBrDGTj71c
You mean from butt to mouth
- You never go from butt to mouth
  
  Randal Graves : I don't fuck around when it comes to ass-to-mouth. Dante Hicks : You never go ass-to-mouth. Randal Graves : It's never my idea. These young girls, they get all horned up and they tell you to go ass-to-mouth.
  
  oh boi, do I have some news for you..
(Looks left)

(Looks right)

… I did that recently because of my ADHD? I thought everyone did it. You know, like when you imagine a guy running along the scenery in car rides as a kid.
- Wait other people do that??
You mean people are finding the origin of waterways and follow them down stream? How do you find the origin? I always go up stream on maps
What river? Asking for a friend...
- Nile. There's a section I'm Nubia (Sudan) where Nile flows South instead of North and I'm telling you man, it's a wild ride.
  
  Crazy
  
  https://www.openstreetmap.org/relation/50793#map=5/21.474/32.607
Why are you all doing this to me? :-(
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