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Calling @[email protected]
23 0 ReplyHe will not fail to respond in our hour of need. It's your historical moment, @thekingoflorda@[email protected]!!!
20 0 ReplyGive me a sec, I’m riding a dolphin to Florida to complete this quest!
46 0 ReplyYou're not in Florida? Are you ruling King Richard-style?
4 0 ReplyThe king part is more aspirational, that's why I need the sword.
14 0 ReplyStrange Alligators laying in ponds distributing knifes is no basis for a kingdom!
5 0 ReplyMy liege! That is a rusty surplus store machete! Can you make do?
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I am here for this epic quest, future king!
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