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Like, at the same time?
Yes, and yes.
Cum, or lady cum, into the ballot box of your chosen candidate.
The one with the most volume of body fluids wins.
It also makes recounts easy as you just need to reweigh the container.
Pros:
- Increased voter turn
onout - Hearing your candidate won in a "white out"
Cons:
- Even longer lines at polling places
- Mail-in ballots need special envelopes
If you have low volume, don't even bother voting. There will also be drugs tests to catch "performance" enhancing drugs.
- Increased voter turn
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