I live in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. According to the forecast, the Florida panhandle is expected to get more snow totals than us for the rest of the month. That's crazy. Worst gulf ever.
Before I clicked the link, which was a questionable life choice, I'm wondering what on earth you'd be doing. Was this person actually just chillin' in the backyard and thinking "damn, this Miller Lite is going through me too quickly to bother getting up and going back inside."