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Tesla, skinny and in nerd heaven getting to be part of nerd ghost orgies where he would do it with 5 or 10 of the most beautiful, clever and knowledgeable nerd babes...play nerd beard games...he probably saw Elon, like all of us did back in the early 2000's, and said " hmmm what a wonderful guy, I'm so proud of what he's accomplishing in my name! But now, after countless rolls in his grave, he's just taking it one day at a time. During the last orgy...Tessy! Touch my beautiful round and curvy monopoly figures please!... Hold on, Elon just did a Nazi salute!...oh my God!... Tesla, you called? Yeah, did you see what Elon did again? Yeah another Nazi salute! I just called hell and they are sharpening the glass ping-pong balls... Oh those? No, they don't play ping pong, those go up his butt where they break. It's a first day thing..... He's due there when he turns 93. Yeah we're going with a pretzel. Its funny as heck, that's why!