The Onion @midwest.social RmDebArc_5 @sh.itjust.works 2w ago

Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women

theonion.com Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women

AUSTIN, TX—In a sweeping prohibition with immediate implications for the Lone Star State’s potential mothers-to-be, Texas banned the sale of luggage to pregnant women Monday. “With this law, we ensure that no gestating woman living in our great state can pack her belongings and escape our will,” Gov...

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Well shit, the way things are going, I got that onion halfway to my mouth before realizing what it was...
- Same here. It wasn't until I went to click in to try and figure out whether it was a clickbait title, or just Texas being Texas, that I noticed.

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