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If I shoot a nazi on my front yard, do I automatically become licensed as a funeral director?
(the nazi aint getting a funeral btw, its going in the trash)
You can't put a body in the trash! That's compostable.
Pro tip: if you get too many
magatsmaggots, open the compost container, birds will enjoy the feast.
Only if you dispose of the nazi carcass, by actually hosting a memorial (pro tip, if you spike the punch with methanol you can get more left over nazi parts)
If you leave the body out, as sort of a "scare nazi/scare crow" kinda concept, I believe that you don't get the funeral director badge, but you do get to express your views and feed the local scavengers. May I suggest https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital_punishment#History for further inspiration.
You become at least a hero, for sure.