How bad is this fuck up?

In small claims court, the plaintiff asked for $6000, the maximum, claiming I literally shit all over her, her family, etc. Which I did shit all over them. I sprayed them with feces in my harassment and stalking.

She started by saying "He shit all over me, my family, even my dog and cat!"

I interjected "Your honor, I didn't shit on the cat!" Because I didn't.

The judge laughed and ruled in favor of the plaintiff.

Later... I got revenge on Judge Taint J. Funkil..
I smeared feces on the judge's car door handles, and his windows.

"I pray each day, God will grant me the wisdom to always temper justice with mercy"