Or you get yourself the 100-Year Plan from WordPress. It only costs $38,000. Your online legacy will live on. You could even leave exact instructions on how to be remembered.
I'm joking, but the WordPress thing is not an Onion.
First time I read about it and even more surprised that for 38,000$ they don't even talk details. They talk about videos, audio, photos, etc. but how much storage space?
Update: Ok looks like it's based on the business/creator plan ... so 50GB. There isn't even a bulk discount because the creator plan is 25$/month, so just 30,000$ per 100 years 🤔 The entire "deal" is just nuts.