You've got to do more than just forego that expensive avocado toast!

The article isn't for us. It's for the super rich to justify their wealth. They'll read that and think, "yeah, I made my sacrifices, these kids need to make theirs if they want to be as wealthy as me. Now how do I pay my daughter to talk to me again?"

Because they worship money. It all makes sense when you assume this.

The poor don't buy the artists' paintings, sir, neither do they commission articles.