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Why is Jupiter stopping us from getting asteroid hugs?
47 0 ReplyIts gravitational pull moves asteroids away from the inner ring of planets.
47 0 ReplyI should have added a sarcasm tag! My bad.
16 0 ReplyJupiter is fucking sick though, what a homie of a planet
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Asteroid hugs fucking hurt.
17 0 ReplyJupiter says, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me"
9 0 ReplyBecause the last big one it left through caused a stop to Earths space probes visiting it for like 66 million years.
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