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I tried to teach my kids that wind comes from the trees waving their branches. They were too smart to believe that, fortunately.
34 1 ReplyObviously, because it's from trees sneezing. The branches have nothing to do with it
10 1 ReplyIsn't that what "Wind in the Willows" is all about? achoo
3 1 ReplyI believe that's a Calvin and Hobbes reference.
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Wind happens when too many people are facing the same direction as they fart.
3 0 ReplyAnd the sky is blue because it reflects the ocean.
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