Leaving the bidet on "feminine" mode is the female equivalent of leaving the toilet seat up.
Leaving the bidet on "feminine" mode is the female equivalent of leaving the toilet seat up.
My wife does this all the time, and if I don't check before I spritz I get an unexpected ball splash.
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I need to join you elves with a bidet. Idk why I'm still living in Mordor.
Same. I think part of me worries it's all I'd ever want to do.
Just get the ones that aren't heated and it'll discourage you from using it too much.
You learn to enjoy the cold, too. Also, it can be one hell of a way to wake up too.
Saruman had the only bidet in mordor
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