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What evil thing should I do to Boyo for machine gunning clipping his toenails all over the room?
Collect the clippings and put them in a clean, unworn pair of his socks, then put the socks back in his sock drawer
I like this idea
You hide those clippers and when he ask where they are you reply with "You can't be trusted with them so you'll have to gnaw your toenails off with your teeth".
He’d probably try then fetch a wood plane or something
How fucking long are his talons?
Dragonate?
next time he starts ask him to use the bathroom
Where’s the evil?
I don't and won't do evil.
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