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In what fictional D-list movie universe do they live in where satan impregnates a bride on Halloween?
33 0 ReplyAlso I thought Satan was evil.. wouldnt it make more sense for him to impregnate someone who isn't his bride, perhaps even through non consensual means?
If you're going to be the face of evil might as well do the sin part properly.
22 0 ReplyRight? At least make it sex before marriage!
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Every year. How many anti-Christs are there at this point?
10 0 ReplyWell obviously Satan gets an abortion every time
18 0 ReplyGod damnit, take my upvote.
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The irony is it probably stems from some pagan belief and has nothing to do with Christianity.
7 0 ReplyHalloween is not a fertility festival, it is a fall harvest festival. Like Oktoberfest.
The fertility festival is in Spring, and it's called May Day.
2 0 ReplyThe Oktoberfest is not a fertility festival. It was created to celebrate a royal wedding. The German fertility festival is called „Erntedank“ (~“thanks for the harvest”).
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1 0 ReplyYeah I know. It just doesn't sound like anything in the Bible so I assume it's some weird bastardization of paganism. Or just completely made up.
I'm only saying this because all the cool parts of "Christian" holidays like the Easter bunny and much of Christmas come straight from paganism.
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I'm familiar with paganism, that doesn't make sense either
1 1 ReplyPaganism is just a Christian catch-all though for all non-abrahamic religions.
4 0 Replyumm through the lens of Christianity sure
1 1 ReplyIt’s a word coined by Christians specifically to convey that idea, so yea that’s usually the lens we’d be talking about when using the term
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