Man says police officer had no right to pull him over because she’s on OnlyFans
Man says police officer had no right to pull him over because she’s on OnlyFans
‘You can’t arrest me no more; I’ve seen your private parts,’ the driver thought at the time
cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/3045623
He said it made him think: “You can’t arrest me no more; I’ve seen your private parts.”
He said any respect he had for her work or the department disintegrated after he recognised her as an OnlyFans model. “I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me and I just saw you and your husband last night for $29.99 have sex on OnlyFans. I just can’t respect you or the precinct that you’re working at,” he continued.
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I wanna know who's behind the onion and how tf they come up with this stuff. This is gold.
This is "not The Onion".
Oh god oh god I'm an idiot
It's a testament to how weird that story is.
And it was on this day that reality and The Onion became one in the same.
Reality is now officially broken. If everyone could stop using it for a week the crisis team will attempt existential surgery before a decision is made about whether it should be demolished.
I blame Cern, reality started getting really fucking weird after we discovered the Higgs boson
We can be more specific than that, we're in the Weaselverse.
Have they tried chucking a badger in to balance things out
The current scientific thinking is you've need a mustelid of similar size, like a ferret or stoat.
No time. Maybe we just try turning it off and on again?