"Our cancer-killing pill is like a snowstorm that closes a key airline hub, shutting down all flights in and out only in planes carrying cancer cells," says the professor who has been developing the new drug over the past 20 years.
Maybe conservatives will treat this medical advancement the same as other medical advancements. To be fair, these pills are obviously loaded with 5G tracking chips and are clearly not as effective against cancer as horse dewormer or bleach.