You're a shitposter, and I've told you I disagree with you more often than I agree. But fuck me, Drag is verifiably a piece of shit. When you don't, and i say this with love, have your head up your ass...I'll have your back.
I'm being catty. Hoping you vibe with the teasing. Work drinks, last joke before bed. Hope I nailed it... Just like I nailed your mum!
Since your mum and I bumped uglies, that de-facto makes me your dad. I'm a responsible parent, and I love unconditionally. 30% is the best you can do, and that's enough.