No, it's only you making up this alternate version of events entirely in your head. A few others have gone for disingenuous weirdo, actually.
But hey, it's good to have a fan. I feel we've really connected over the frankly obsessive amount of hostile replies you've posted in the past few days. Look, I'm not saying we should have a drink IRL, but also I'm not NOT saying that, you know? But seriously, we shouldn't. Or should we?
Cool, so no need to relitigate this, then? We can just let them do all that reading and decide. You really don't have to go to all the bother to act as a pro bono speaker for all of them. Except for the ones only you can see, I suppose. Those may need help.
Wow, you talked to everyone? Man, could have used that opportunity to run that poll on Linux awareness. Hell, we could have sold that to people in the industry, I hear there's a market for that kind of thing.
Oh, man, you pulled the alternate case thing. We are really getting there. This one is ripe and ready to go, just in time for Christmas. Have a happy one, I really hope you get over this little episode in time to enjoy it.