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Hermione is mad at him. Maybe since she's with Ron, she suppresses all her naughty thoughts about Fred and George.
Malfoy suppresses his rage. He knows for sure that Fred had a bigger dick, but has to settle with George's piece.
Which begs the follow up question: are all Slytherins bottoms?
Follow up, follow up: Was Voldemort a bottom?
This thought is supported by the little known fact: his nickname was He Who Must Not Be Bottomed
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