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Of course he's joking. Riker knows enough to use contraception or he'd leave little Rikers wherever he went.
27 0 ReplyAnd Riker hates other Rikers.
28 0 ReplyHe wouldn't want the competition.
11 0 ReplySo we've seen
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Do they even have to worry about that in the 24th century. I’m sure there are plenty of methods around that would make benign.
4 0 ReplyRiker better not be raw dogging every alien he meets. I'm sure there are all sorts of novel STDs on new planets.
8 0 ReplyThe crew is obviously stored in the buffer. Discrepancies like pathogens aren't reconfigured, surely.
2 0 ReplyExcept for all those episodes where someone brings a disease from the planet up to the ship.
4 0 ReplyPlot armor for the diseases...
4 0 ReplyYeah but those are just "Unknown" I'm sure most of the STD's you'd encounter are no longer unknown... Or they haven't shown all the riker escapades;).
1 0 ReplyYeah, but Riker keeps going to strange new worlds.
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Oh that’s easy. Just take a quite site-to-site transport and the biofilters will clean all that right up.
2 0 ReplySure, so you say. And then suddenly everyone starts turning green.
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"Computer, beam my sperm into space"
4 0 ReplyJust the sperm. Still want a melon cream soda.
4 0 ReplyRemove the baby, leave the gravy
2 0 Reply…w… wow. I gotta say, that is a new one.
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