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He's also backwards, kneelers are attached to the row of pews ahead of you, you don't turn around and kneel on the bench itself like this image appears
That may be the most believable part of the image.
Trump in church is probably exactly like that Mr. Bean episode where he tries to suavely copy what everyone else is doing but keeps getting lost.
Oh come on, Mr Bean wasn't that weird.
Ahh hehures oh ah ha ye heen. Ahh hehures oh ah ha ye heen.
HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH!
I'm just picturing him sitting down on the little kneeling rail they have in Catholic churches after he's done fake praying and then falling to the floor because it's not wide enough for his huge ass.
The pews are also facing the windows which appear to be on the side of the building