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Just be a normal human being and act like you didn't see my animal sex toys
It isn't outrageous that you have them, the problem is you keep them in an illuminated bookcase in your living room and keep wanting to feature them as part of the tour.
Personally I keep them dangling from the ceiling along with my sausages.
i cant do that anymore after the incident
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You put cured meat in your bits, didn't you?
no i ate a dildo....😐
If erectile dysfunction is an illness, would having sex with someone using viagra be putting cured meat in your bits?
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