In this talk, I'll explain how to not rub your Sin-Spots. Step one: look at your hands. Step two: look at your Downstairs. Well, I mean only as long as necessary. Actually, skip step two. Step three: don't fondle your Cupid's Warehouse with your hands. Repeat if necessary.
Oh, well, uh, sin is secreted... um... something something demons something itchy. I'll be honest, I just wanted to spout euphemisms for penis and vagina, and it wasn't well received. Carry on.