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The five year investigation concluded when he finished reading the three books.
“Green eggs? Implausible. AND ham? Elitist!”
PURPLE FISH ARE AN ABOMINATION NO MATTER HOW MANY
RED FISH & BLUE FISH DO NOT MIX
KEEP ICHTHYOLOGY PURE
LORAXES ARE FOR WIPING YOUR BUM & DO NOT GET TO NAME OUR TREES
In today's
worksworld, the Lorax would get 5 years in jail for planning a protest.First they would taze him though.
This is such a genius comment 😂
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