I don't care what it tastes like, it all tastes like shit to me. Only thing it's useful for is to clean acid corrosion off of vehicle battery terminals in a pinch.
The only soda I like is pineapple Fanta but I don't drink it because it's so bad for you. Fruity pop is nice tasting, Coke is like drinking a glass of pennies.
Someone in high school once described Dr Pepper like drinking lipstick and I’ve never forgotten it years later. I hate DP and this was one of those descriptions that captured it perfectly.