Your name is now Dipshit MCGee. You will be referred to as such by everyone at all times, or I'll shit and piss myself while whining about linguistic positions I don't actually understand.
We've all agreed, the ignorant dumbasses of the world, and if you don't you don't understand language.
Your name has been given to the guy you hate most in the world. He's decided to spell it differently. Incorrectly. And, this is important:
He's doing it just to piss you off, because he is literally just a spiteful, self centered moron.
And your name is now Cockface McTrumper. I hope you shit and piss yourself as much as you’ve promised; otherwise you’ll get demoted to Lying McFuckface.
That's your position, as you will recall, not believing in objectivity and precision of language, and that the enemies of an ideology get to decide what their own name means.
Dipshit.
Who tacitly accepted my change of their name, btw.
You probably don’t believe in reality or data either, but that’s never stopped you from being an embarrassment to your family for all these years; why stop now?