Scenes From A Hat

You wake up in a world where everyone just speaks their mind and nobody get upset. What do you say?

Things you shouldn’t say to someone on their deathbed

Things you don’t wanna hear in the middle of your vasectomy

Things you can say to your best friend but not your girlfriend.

Things NOT to tell your therapist

The wrong things to say to a heartbroken friend

Things your cat would say if he/she could talk

Ruin a movie by rearranging the words in the title

Marketing slogans for the newest 'must have' kids toy

Awkward things to read on a bottle of constipation medicine

Weird ways to answer a phone

Things you can say about a book, but not about your girlfriend

Songs not to sing while sitting in jail

Things you shouldn't put in a resume

You walk into a biker's bar and walk over to the jukebox, what is the worst song you pick for that crowd

Things You Wouldn't Want Too Hear While In An Ambulance

Things you don't want to hear from a religious figure at a funeral

What not to say when pulled over