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Like a shadow in the dark, deceptively similar to the real thing yet lacking in true value. As innocent as a newborn child, it appears genuine at first glance, fooling even the most vigilant eyes.
However, under closer inspection, its flaws and imperfections are revealed,marking it as a mere imitation of the authenticity it aims to replicate.
Title
Counterfeit money
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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
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None, they'd rather just sit in the fuckin' dark and argue about who broke it.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?
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To get to the other slide, you moronic mother clucker.
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What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
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A jeweler sells watches, a jailer watches cells.
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I am four times as old as my daughter. In 20 years time, I shall be twice as old as her. How old are we now?
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I am 40 and my daughter is 10.
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How many cats are in a small room if in each of the four corners a cat is sitting, and opposite each cat there sit three cats, and a each cat's tail another is sitting?
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Four cats, each near a tail of a cat in an adjacent corner.
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Everything is what it is not, but everything is not what it is. So what is everything?
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Everything is nothing