Team pineapple has adventurous taste buds.

That shit would slap. Sweet and savory just doesn't jive with some people and that's fine. For the rest of us we get awesome food like pineapple on pizza. I wish everyone could know the pleasures we do.

The way I landed on all my current beliefs was taking in information from as many places as I could and I decided on what I think is right.

There are a ton of topics that can't have an objectively correct answer which makes things fairly complicated.

You've got 3 emojis in your name.... I think you might use them more than most by a decent margin haha.

Exclusively doing the exact opposite of Ferrari would probably be a title winning strategy over the course of a year.

Some people get way too comfortable because they only ever run into people whos default reaction is "flight" because they forget that there is another reaction type that some of us have called "fight".

My little brothers learned really fast that jumpscare "pranks" on me were a bad idea because when someone jumps out at me I tend to react by striking. Probably because I had an older brother growing up that "jumped" me all the time going up so I got used to doing things that way.

Yeah.... No. Even with all the safety features in the world they still need to change the front hoods to be lower down. They still hit pedestrians all the time here in the states and they have an unbelievable high fatality rates because of those high hoods. More of the energy transfers into the person as as opposed to turning it into vertical/rolling them over the hood on other vehicles.

The same speed accident on the same size/weight pedestrian with a Honda Civic and a Dodge ram 3700 tiny dick edition will have extremely different results. The civic would probably break legs but they would otherwise be alright after rolling over the hood of the car. The huge dodge ram would just kill a person if they can't roll over the hood because instead of spreading out that energy transfer with them rolling over the hood you are just instantly dumping into their torso/head all at once.

https://lloydalter.substack.com/p/study-higher-hoods-higher-speeds

Safety aids are good, but proper design for when those safety aids fail or can't work is more important.

Imagine owning a car that can be remotely bricked by the manufacturer at all let alone by accident.

Couldn't be me.

This is why I just stay home on Saint Patrick's day. Green is my favorite color and I pretty much never wear it, but if some random person pinches me I am very likely to react by punching them.

I hate being touched by people I don't know. Holiday be damned.

I keep my Grinch ass home.

I am so sorry y'all gotta deal with these stupid fucking trucks. They are MASSIVE but they don't have any bigger truck beads or hauling capacity than trucks of years past. Absolutely a joke.

Inefficient because they have the aerodynamics of a brick. Dangerous to pedestrians due to the crazy high front hoods. Dangerous again because no matter how calibrated those headlights are they are 5 feet in the air and just blinding the shit out of everyone.

I'm generally against telling people what they can and cannot drive bot those trucks are not it. Maybe in a farm where it's never used in the road sure. But around other vehicles they just don't work.

Welcome to Ferrari Hamilton.

Marko is a dusty racist old fuck. He should have retired years ago.

It's Ferrari. At this point I'm more surprised when they don't make shit calls or piss off their drivers over the radio.

Hamilton really got the full Ferrari experience first time out lmao.

Green

I'm hoping it's just first race jitters. The guy was pretty handy in the Ferrari last year.

Alright guys. Who's gonna end up on the wall first? Lance Stroll or one of the rookies?

My money is on Stroll.

Fair enough. Looks nice.

That's an interesting looking gun. Is that a .22lr with a suppressor or do you just have huge hands and an unusual muzzle break?

And why do you need a gun to get eggs? Are you shooting these chickens off their laying spots? Haha

This motherfuckef over here flexing their eggs like it's a goddamn drug bust. Hahah

I love it.

Technically correct while pissing a bunch of people off is exactly what he wants. He can (correctly) say that he was only speaking facts but it also "triggers the libs".

So once again he's dangling bait and everyone is taking it hook, line and sinker thus giving him exactly what he wants.

I swear if everyone just stopped paying attention to him he would shrivel up and die. These egotistical maniacs feed off of any attention and the people who hate him the most give him the most attention.